Googleist
1. a specialist in google search
2. an adherent or advocate of google
a googleist is google search addict.
is a person who belives that google is god. they tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don’t know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. as well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don’t know on google.
the adam and eve of google is larry page and sergey brin.
girl1: how did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?
girl2: i’m a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
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