googlephilia
a term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves google, especially google maps. a googlephiliac treats google like p-rn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. however instead of a s-xual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.
have you seen v-dawg today?” “no, he’s been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.
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