Googlochondriac
a person who constantly “googles” his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.
google searches (which usually lead to web md) can convince you that anything is cancer. no matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. if this sounds like you then you’re a googlochondriac.
“nose bleed? google it! cr-p, it’s probably nasal cancer.”
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