Goognostic


someone who has knowledge sought from google. a person who attains a higher state of cognition via the internetz.

alternatively…

i know a secret or two about goo
she won’t mind if i tell you
i know a secret or two about goo
i know a secret about goo and you
vonmetz: so did you go to uni to figure that out?
mc: nah, was easy. i’m a goognostic.
vonmetz: any halftard could do that.

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