gook ham


when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man’s r-ct-m puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an -j-c-l-t–n in mid-dump; the -j-c-l-t- clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
dustin said, “i beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there.”

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