goomad
italian term for the broad you’re banging on the side. the other woman.
send the wife to the salon so i could bang my goomad.
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lord of the balrogs, high-captain of angbad, slayer of feanor, fingon, and ecthelion. although ecthelion slayed gothmog as well. the same name was given to an orc lieutenant of minas morgul. “…much is told in the fall of gondolin: of the battle of ecthelion of the fountain with gothmog lord of balrogs in the very […]
- got nothing coming
you have got nothing to look forward to” or “n-body owes you anything”. -yo, badge, i gotta use the phone -sure. you want a pizza an pedicure too? – i gotta call my girl. she’s expecting my call. – put a sock in it. you got nothing coming. – no, no, no, man! no, man!
- squirt cookie
when a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies. “dude we played squirt cookie last night and now phil has a stomach full of j-zz-covered cookies.”
- lengy
new word for ‘police’ cruisin in car: sh-t there’s lengy! s-xy, cool, suave, flair, excitement. he’s bringing lengy back.
- Condimentophobic
an unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments. vlad: “steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?” sean: “vlad, you crackhead idiot, steve is condimentophobic!” steve: “yeah!”