goomch
an abbreviation for get out of my caucasian house, the iconic catchphrase of joanne the scammer.
when some b-tch or your scraggly ex has said something/ done something offensive or disagreeable and you’ve gotta hit them with a fire line to get them out asap.
works best if your house is looking particularly white that day and/ or you’re dressed up pretty caucasian.
moyo: ‘sophie, you’re looking really trash today.’
sophie: ‘wtf, goomch!! (ง’̀-‘́)ง’
‘when your p-ssy is oscar worthy, hola at me- now get out of my caucasian house!!’
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