goon squaded
when you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
i was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
when you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.
i was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so i left.
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