Goonberry
one who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite s-x.
wow, tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is r-t-rded.
a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry’s do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-m-ffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is pr-ne to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the autobots.
synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
did that guy just say ‘schwippidy schwap?’ what a goonberry!
usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. often -ssociate with lions. many times goofy in nature. respond to the call “bayb”.
“oh that haley is such a goonberry!”
fruit snacks of any variety
friend: tha f-ck you got ta eat in this b-tch n-gg-?!
friend: i got some chips & a box of goonberries
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