Goonus
/goo-nuhs/
a name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
‘goonus’ can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:
idiot #1: how do you spell atm?
superior being #1: could you be more of a goonus?
idiot #2: -knocks over gl-ss-
superior being #2: you are such a goonus! you could be the fourth goonus brother (loosely based on jonas brothers)!
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