Goose Egged
an advanced s-x act where the male -j-c-l-t-s into the air, and proceeds to catch the j-zz in his -sshole. after this he takes a s-m-n infused sh-t on his female partner’s chest. the sh-t then rolls down the woman’s abdomen and into her v-g-n- where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the sh-t.
“oh my god nancy, you’re pregnant?!”
“yeah, brian goose egged me on our anniversary!”
getting beat in any way that your score is a 0. (resembling a goose egg)
(see also: raped)
4 to 0 in a game of s&d
“they just got goose egged”
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