Goosebag


a self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.
its not that cold in toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? what a goosebag!
usually someone that think’s they’re the sh-t but is really a piece of sh-t, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a mortal kombat fatality or nut stompage
typical of the big party scene at many inst-tutions of higher learning in the u.s. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.
a word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete r-t-rd that has no friends (kyle seymour)
“that boy called me a goosebag”

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