Goosed
old school definition: to pinch someone’s b-ttocks, hopefully the opposite s-x, but hey, you take what you get.
always -ssociated in my mind with a british accent….
owww! you goosed me, you cheeky devil!
to apply pressure on one’s taint (or sp-ce between genitalia and -n-s), preferably of the opposite s-x!
so she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
mancunian slang for broken. can also mean tired.
“the tires on my bike are goosed”
“i was goosed after running a triathlon”
completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. when asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.
he really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.
1. the act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a “goose”)
2. to be extremely drunk on the vodka brand “grey goose”
1. you: “uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change”
me: “you goosed it, bud!”
2. you: “i drank so much last night that i don’t remember anything”
me: “you got really goosed on vodka and then p-ssed out with that haggard -ss chick.
to have s-x with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.
cody totally goosed that chick last night.
or…
gril 1: that guy still hasn’t called me
girl 2: did you have s-x with him?
girl 1: yeah, he was hot
girl 2: you totally got goosed
the unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.
the film top gun depicts this act when maverick’s f-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, goose, gets p–ped on. thus getting goosed.
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