gooseshit
scrabble move made without a sp-ce between two words, where there should be one
goose sh-t not goosesh-t
after drinking grey goose, worse than a beer sh-t. hard as bricks coming out the r-ct-m, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
after a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a gl-ss of water and than it kicks. you got goose sh-ts. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
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