goosh
a word to describe the best group of friends
hey look! it’s the gooshes!
goosh friends
the undesired oozing of any substance, such as jelly in a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich.
this peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich just gooshed all over me!
#gush #ooze #squirt #splat #drip
the combining of “good” and “sh-t”
that weed was some goosh n-gg-!
#strong #dank #good #weed #marijuana
to make horridly violent s-x to another person.
person 1: “dude did you hook up with that girl last night?”
person 2: “yeah i totally gooshed her.”
#goosh #horrid #violent #s-x #person
a loud, all-purpose onomatopoeic exclamation commonly used to simulate the sound of a violent attack on a friend or loved one. in use, the word often deadens the desired effect of the threatened physical attack, resulting in derisive laughter in the victim (gooshee).
“i made a joke earlier about how kirk will get his social security payments before he gets laid, and he gooshed me!”
#goosh #gooshed #gooshee #kl-ssik kirk #threat #onomatopoea
when someone places their head into a womans br–sts or cleavage.
man 1: this hot girl totally gooshed me.
man 2: dude, lucky, were they nice?
man 1: h-ll yeah!
#goosh #b–bs #br–sts #cleavage #fun
goosh is another word for sh-t, cr-p, and p–p.
jim: dude i have to go.
frank: why?
jim: i have to go take a giant goosh.
#cr-p #sh-t #p–p #duece #p–py
a person who gets really h-rny and c-ms in there trousers.
gooshes are also bis-xual.
look at that stupid goosh he makes it so obvious that he’s c-mming in his trousers!!!
#goosh #c-m #bis-xual #h-rny #gooshes
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