gooze’n
when you get a one-eyed b-tch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect p-n-s into the eye socket. thrust in and out until -j-c-l-t–n occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of c-m.
hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
yeah, we should be straight gooze’n that b-tch!
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