gopher poking
when you have to make doo b-tt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole… the corn hole.
i had to take a sh-t so bad i was gopher poking.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
i bet i can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
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