gopher shopping
when a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
“that customer doesn’t seem to know what she wants.”
“of course she doesn’t. she’s gopher shopping.”
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