gopher tits
a woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy br–sts. derived from: “her t-ts are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they go for the ground… hence gopher t-ts.
ex. my wife’s br–sts used to be a perky 36b, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. now she has f-cking gopher t-ts!
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