gorby
a skier tool with no clue about whats up either in your way on the hill or talking sh-t at the afterski bar. usually shows up at your local ski resort on the weekend, headbands and gay sunglases are common atire for these straight up losers.
“is that david h-sselhof in a f-g bag, what a f-cking gorby”
one of the inbred natives of shaw, near oldham, uk. features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. a ‘gorby virgin’ defined as someone faster than their uncle.
royton man #1, “i once went out with a girl from shaw. she took me back to her house and said, ‘this is me mam and sister’. there was only one person stood there.”
royton man #2, “f-cking gorbies.”
noun, a dim-witted tourist. a term derived from the resort town of jasper, alberta.
look at that fat american gorby
a blend of guinness stout and harp lager. like a black & tan, but made with a lager and not layered.
“bob – you want another black and tan?”
“nah, i’ll just pour this half-pint of guinness in to this half-pint of harp and have myself a gorby”
1. ‘gorbies’: joe and jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their ‘near-death experience’, when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in phil’s hole. gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in toronto.
2. ‘pro-gorbies’: kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. ‘pro-gorbies’ can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in ottawa (or maybe thunder bay), mocking people who live in toronto.
“i don’t paddle with gorbies unless they’ve bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat.”
“looks like gorbie mayhem in phil’s again…”
a person who sucks at snowboarding. an acronym for guy on rental board.
“dude, these godd-mn gorbys are always in my way!”
in reference to the former soviet union leader gorbachev, because of his red
birthmark on his head: when a guy is
doing a chick on her period, & he gets
blood on his d-ck, so he pulls it out
to smack her in the head with it…
“that girl let me do her on her period,
so i had to give her a gorby”
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