Gordilla
a name given to an ex girlfriend/that insane girl down the street who exhibits one if not all of these qualities:
-suicide threats for attention
-obnoxious facebook/twitter rants
-being truly distasteful in appearance
-always upset about something
-having “the crazy eye”
-complaining for attention
example 1
-person 1: “dude i told you your ex was insane”
-person 2: “i know, she was a real gordilla”
example 2
-person 1: “my life sucks blahblahblah”
-person 2+ : “stfu gordilla”
example 3
-person 1: “i felt a dark presence in the air yesterday”
-person 2: “what do you mean?”
-person 1: “it was just gordilla walking in to the jewl”
-person 2: “lol”
example 4
-person 1: “that girl you met was a real gordilla”
-person 2: “indeed, a true vlagum”
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