Gordism
a very rare mental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of down syndrome, autism, and dwarfism all at the same time.
symptoms
-hacks at brawl
-fails to maintain a p-ssing gpa
-stops eating for days on end
-repeats the same joke over 100 times
-thinks he makes good jokes
-sucks at making jokes
-sucks p-n-s
etc…
q: you heard of that kid nick gordon?
a: yeah man i heard he got some major gordism going on…
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