Gordon Biersch
the delicious brewery restaurant started in palo alto, ca. known for its bomb -ss garlic fries and authentic german style lagers. a recent survey conducted on gordon biersch hostesses and waitresses, conducted by the playa’s -ssociation of america (paa), found that 90% of the t-tties found working there scored an 8 or higher (rankings on a 1 to 10 scale). if you want some bomb -ss beer and some dank food then go to gordon biersch. garlic fries are also found at concession stands in many major stadiums and airports in the western region of the us. (disclaimer: garlic fries are potent, deliciousness comes at the cost of good breath for a minimum of 3 hours)
let’s go get hammered at gordon biersch.
f-ckin took a girl to gordon biersch and then she sucked my d-ck.
gordon biersch is jesus.
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