gordon bombay
1. the greatest pee wee hockey coach the world has ever seen, whether it was rain, sleet, snow, or iceland, bombay always prevailed.
2. a synonym for having complete control of an activity.
ross: “yo make sure you watch the bounce, i gotta go take a p-ss.”
zac: “don’t worry friend, i’m fresh to death. i got that sh-t on lock like gordon bombay.”
step 1: take a hit from a marijuana source
step 2: snort alcohol off of a shot gl-ss
step 3: take a shot
step 4: chug a beer
step 5: blow out the smoke
step 6: enjoy the wild s-x that is thrown upon you after you accomplish this miraculous feat
me and con bro chill got so f-cked up after doing a gordon bombay last weekend
a techinque of masturbating while you take a m-ssive sh-t
popularized in the early 90’s during the mighty ducks film series hence its name
man im h-rny and full, i gotta take a gordon bombay i’ll be right back
1. to m-st-rb-t- while taking a dump.
2. a huge dump.
i need to take a gordon bombay. after that chick gave me a blumpkin i don’t jack off no more i just take gordon bombays.
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