gordon brown

cheap–ss swindler in charge of taxation in the uk. doesn’t drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.

very scarey fake smile. run away! run awaaayy!
gordon brown – he’d steal your grandma’s teeth if you let him.
a lying, stealing b-st-rd who inflicted misery on millions of british citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally f-cking up the economy he inherited in may 1997.
gordon brown, -ssinated in may 2004 on hm the queen’s orders.
ending widows benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. the anti-robin hood: brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.
taxes for fun
wages down, out my money runs
throughout the night, no cash in sight
never a pound with gordon brown…
living proof that the scots are tight!
borrow now, tax later!
current labour prime minister in united kingdom. has never stood as prime minister in a general election and intends to surrender united kingdom to be ruled by unelected foreigners in european union against the will of the people of uk. considered a traitor to uk by many of its people.

last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely
despite m-ssive calls gordon brown refuses to give the people a say on european union.
gordon brown (british prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called “private frazer” from “dads army”. he broods over how much he hates the s-ssenach english and about how we are “all doomed, aye doooomed i tell ye”
in his spare time, gordon brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too mean to buy his own (typical jock)). occ-ssionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a “wee dram” often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 asda – the stingy b-st-rd) he is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his friend tony blair to push billions of tax payers money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.

gordon brown is also a name synonymous with a womans v-g-n-l region (c-nt)
1st man:
what on earth is that scottish tw-t doing in a english parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
lets send our mp’s to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?

2nd man:
youre right there, but what i want to know is, why isnt sc-nthorpe spelt sgordonbrownthorpe

1st man : aye i know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the c-nt in sc-nthorpe
used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(gordon brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the uk)
boab – goan doon the pub the night rab?

rab – ah cannae mate, ah’m oan the gordon brown.

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