Gorf

the act of performing desperate f-ll-t– to the boss should he suddenly appear. the word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow d-ck. usually performed by “yes men” and “wannabes”. the key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.
wow he must really want that raise! look at him gorf the bosses d-ck!
to make a mistake; to render damaged.
i gorfed up the paint job on my chevelle when i sprayed bleche-wite on it.
a strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. starts and ends everthing it says with “heh heh heh”. thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it’s stomach has black-hole-esque properties. has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. this creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. is apparently very fond of cheese.
the dingo ate my baby. the gorf ate my dingo.
1. an exclamatory statement
2. problematic occurance
3. subst-tute for any word you can’t think of at the moment.
4. introductory greeting between individuals aware of gorf.

past tense: gorfed
verb form: gorfing
1.(something crazy happens) – “gorf!”
2.(i forgot about my final exam) – “ah gorf!”
3.”hey dan i need that uh..the uh..gorf”
4.(person says while approaching another person) “gorf!!!”
a derogatory term for a citizen of the french-speaking province of quebec.

as quebecers are accepted to be “backwards frogs” in relation to their counterparts in france, frog backwards spells = gorf.
i got sloshed with a bunch of gorfs over in gatineau the other night.
the action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying “gorf”.
sean kicked me yesterday after i gorfed down the entire hallway.
a term used in bodyboarding. meaning a reverse ars (air roll spin). it is an extreamly difficult trick to pull.
man did you just see hubb pull that m-ssive “gorf”.
acronym for good ol’ regular folk.

used to describe non-collegiate athletes in a derogatory way.
i hate gorfs. they just go to cl-ss for an hour then go play with their tw-ts at home.

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