Gorilla Grip the Dick
rooting from youtuber jenna marble’s video, jenna’s drunk art school: balloon art, it is basically gripping the d-ck as hard as you can until it isn’t hard anymore.
girl 1: did you and john finally do it last night?
girl 2: no….
girl 1: did you gorilla grip the d-ck again?
girl 2: ……..maybe
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