Gorilla Kisses
the gorilla kiss is a magical kiss that only two can achieve if they are in total love. they are s-xual, erotic, and erectional. don’t do too many or the gorilla inside will bust with fantasy and emotion. the person performing the kiss must have the aggression of a gorilla and make gorilla noises.
shoot man, those gorilla kisses made me tingle like nottin else
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