Gorilla Penis


a p-n-s which has hair on the shaft. extreme cases occur naturally where more than half of the p-n-s is covered in fur. usually seen on italians and many of the middle eastern races. women find this condition extremely displeasing, especially during f-ll-t– and badminton.
i finally got the guy’s myriad of clothing off and he had a gorilla p-n-s, so i broke out and enjoyed a consolation ice cream sundae.

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