Gorilla Salad
1. a thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (g. beringei beringei).
2. professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing d-ck-clown daniel carcillo.
chicago blackhawks forward dan “gorilla salad” carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the nhl’s department of player safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.
thick p-b-s
oh look jimmy you have a gorilla salad.
alot of pubic hair
chris needs to shave his gorilla salad.
a grotesquely hairy v-g-n-.
if you want gorilla salad go to east windsor.
some nasty -ss untamed pubic hair that protrudes outta tha panties; an overgrown bush; a m-ff with a horrendous amount of fur.
danielle refused to go swimming yesterday because her overgrown gorilla salad was showing.
alex’s gorilla salad is so mangy that she has to get that sh-t waxed every week.
when a girl shaves her p-ssy, but still has some hair around her -sshole.
amanda likes to have her gorilla salad tossed.
the furriest fun-loving internet in all the internets.
gorilla salad has no weapons but furry monkey love.
gorilla salad – the internet of choice for girlce and boyce.
Read Also:
- AtLeastYoureNotFromCleveland
the idea that no matter how bad your day has been, or how bad you feel about where you live, know that there is always ‘someplace worse. except if you’re from cleveland. friend 1: man, my girlfriend broke up with me this morning, i got fired this afternoon, and totaled my car tonight. friend 2: […]
- Amidala Alviti
#definition removed.
- Parade Trumps Jew
an exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team’s championship, when: a) you are not a fan of said team b) your jew friends that are real fans are not there with you c) both a and b “you have no idea how p-ssed i am that you were […]
- css
counter strike: source counter strike (cs)on the source engine. geek: omgwtflololol, i owned j00 on css lessergeek: yea. central security service; comprises all u.s. military branches – army, navy, air force and marines – and works to ensure a full partnership between the nsa and the military. the css provides timely and accurate cryptologic support, […]
- Disaster With Cheese
to order a sandwich or hamburger that is -ssembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu. when josh ordered his big mac at mcdonald’s the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he […]