gorilla tongue
1)the appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. it is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red -ssed, sombrero wearing, dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from iraq to canada.
2) an abnormally large tongue.
a)he used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.
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