Gorillaing
pre-emptive shaving of p-b-s are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
‘gorillaing in the mist’ would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. it has never been performed by anyone i know! but was premlinarly tested by kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as subst-tutes – the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking -ssignment soon
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