Gorm
relating to the word gormless meaning someone who has no concept of what they are doing. bacically an absolute moron.
ollie gittings was the original gorm
shortened version of the word ‘gormless’ used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.
”neil you gorm”
if someone is gormless, they’re unofficially and temporarily semi-braindead. so it figures that if you can be gormless, you can also be full of gorm. people without gorm are boring – so people with gorm are super-fly!
“my brain is turning gormless.
i can almost feel all of my gorm dissapearing.
come back gorm!! ”
a gorm is a person who has no sense of focus, and can usually be found staring into sp-ce whilst catching flies.
usually stupid, but smart people pull gorms to get out of answering questions etc.
teacher: michael? can you solve the equation?
friends(whispering): oh god, hes pulled a gorm. yes miss its 17.
(to weird emo kid):alright gormo?
if gormless means “brainless” then the rules of english grammar require gorm to mean brain
neil is missing his gorm
a cheap pedalboard for poor guitarist with many effects. usually pieces of wood nailed together.
my gorm board is falling appart…
somebody with an abnormally large jaw.
“look at the size of ben’s jaw”
“i know. he’s a gorm!!!”
the act of getting so many members of the opposite s-x to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. however, you cannot lie to them. stretching the truth is allowed.
bob – “i can’t believe you got jennifer, melissa and jody to come over exactly an hour apart. and they actually think you are going to watch a t.v. show.”
eric – “well i will be watching t.v… among other things ;)”
bob – “you totally just pulled a gorm.”
-possible high fives-
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