gorp
a general term for trail mix. possibly an acronym for “good old raisins and peanuts,” though there is much room for debate.
“hey, p-ss the gorp! i’m starving over here!”
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
this guy is a real f-ckin gorp!
according to ricky gervais “it’s like a dopey c-nt. only a lot more dopey. and more of a c-nt.”
that guy is a gorp
when one farts while sitting and the escaping g-sses cause one’s t-st-cl-s to move. (can also be accomplished while standing, but one’s testes must be hanging low.)
oh man, i just gorped, now my b-lls are smelly.
a healthy snack mixture of nuts and dried fruit
i made some gorp today with raisins, cranberries, apricots, papaya, coconut, pineapple, and roasted almonds. man, it was delicious. i know; i’m such a food douche!
to gargle santorum. sometimes thought to be trail mix. however, contrary to popular belief, they are not the same thing at all. people that say gorp in reference to trail mix, like to gorp.
after a long session of back to back -n-l s-x i had a well deserved gorp, which acted as a great lube for my throat.
after a long hike someone offered me “gorp.” i then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what gorping is to just visit a santorum rally.
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