gørte
a norwegian slang word for “farting”.
jeg må gørte. (i have to fart.)
one of the most intelligent beings on the planet. able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.
holy #$%& the raid didn’t wipe, gorte made it out. he’ll be back with help real soon.
in the beautiful country of norway, there is a rather redneck place called drøbak. and in drøbak there exist a word, “gørte”, wich is a local term for the more known norwegian word guttefitte. guttefitte means (roughly translated): boyp-ssy. and the boyp-ssy is a handy part of the body wich can be used to get things like rim-job, rusty trombone and other cool, cool stuff!
i felt so bad for my girlfriend that i shaved my b-lls and my gørte!
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