gossip girl

in new york city like most other cities, there is the west and the east and the south and the north. blair waldorf, serena van der woodsen, nate archibald, all live the luxury life in the upper east as jenny and dan humphrey live the not-so-fun middle cl-ss life in the upper west.

a certain “gossip girl” character tells the story of those characters. blair the sensitive drama queen, serena the sl-t but also of a heart of gold, nate the stoner-boy who’s so much more, dan the shakespeare and romeo at the same time, and jenny the ninth grader with the big b–bs who would trade it all for an east sider’s life.

this book is great, and the only people who will hate is are those who are jealous of the rich kids. otherwise, you will be addicted to it!!! even one of my friends who is completely anti-book reads it!!!!
girl 1: hey, do you like the gossip girl books? i love them!!!
girl 2: no, they’re all…rich and stuff. bunch of brats!
girl 1: ha, yeah right. you’re just being a jealous b-tch about it!
girl 2(guiltily): f-ck off!
book about rich kids (serena, blair, nate, chuck, etc…) in upper east side and middle cl-ss kids (dan, vanessa, jenny, etc…) in upper west side. they attend prep schools and love to knock back the alcohol with the guys loving their pot. s-x is greatly involved and so is shopping.

books 1-5 are great.
book 6 is okay.
book 7 is bad.
book 8 and 9 are okay
girl 1 “gossip girl is such a good book.”
girl 2 “yeah, but only 1-5 are really awesome.”
a b-tchin book about teens in upper manhatan. love this book it’s so better then harry pothead.
blair the b-tch, serna the hottie, nate the stoner, jenny 9th grader with big b–bs. what eles does this book need.
the reason you were late to work, had to call in sick, slept in, wasted your whole day on the computer. a reasonable excuse for everything.
1. boss: “why were you late to work.”
dude:”gossip girl.”
boss: “hope u get better soon.”

2. dude 1: “man whats with you?”
dude 2: “gossip girl.”
dude 1: “ah, i see.”
1. popular book series. which are actually pretty good. it’s definitely one of the better teen books out there. teenage girls and (boys) especially enjoy them.
2. popular t.v. series that takes place in new york and follows the lives of beautiful rich teenagers who, despite having everything and every oppurtunity known to man can still manage to complain about everything. this show is designed to posion the minds of young adolescents into thinking that beauty is only skin deep, and that if you aren’t a size 00 with a perfect tan and have had at least one nose job and the latest gucci, luis vuitton, dolce and gabana, and true religion, then you aren’t worth anything. and judging by its popularity, it is unfortunatly working.
teenager 1 “omg!!! gossip girl is ah-mazing. i totes want to buy those gucci shoes blair had on!!”

teenager 2 “omg gossp girl is like, the best show eva!”

teenager 3 “gossip girl 4eva!”

teenager with common sense “f-ck off.”
1. a really good book series. cecily von zeigesar is a really good author. even though gossip girl books are the number one banned book series or something.
2. a sucky tv series. blake lively (who played bridget in the sisterhood of the traveling pants and had her picture on cosmogirl) plays serena van der woodsen. well, she tries. she absolutely sucks at it. her voice is too breathy and everything for her to be a sl-tty, unpredictable it-girl. she’s not even pretty.
some girl plays blair waldorf and does an excellent job. they messed up nate, jenny, dan and dan’s dad. chuck b-ss is really good and they took a character very important to the story, vanessa.
1. these gossip girl books rock!
2. this stupid tv show, gossip girl, is the cr-ppiest show ever!