Got 82’d


textology, derived from the texting term: str82vm, which means ‘straight to voicemail’. it’s used when you call someone and their phone doesn’t ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
dude1: hey rod, i was just down at the store and i thought i saw your girl gettin in some dude’s car. looked like she was creepin’!

dude2: b-tch, stop playin’! can’t play like that!

dude1: call her then and see what’s up!

dude2: bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). d-mn! phone didn’t even ring!

dude1: daaaaammmmnnn! that chic 82’d ya -ss! she creepin!

dude2: sh-t! i got 82’d!

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