got a second
a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second
jeff: “hey got a second?”
dillon: “sure”
two hours later…
jeff: “and that’s what she said…”
dillon: “wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time”
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