Got Cakes


ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. so therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.
jeff: d-mn, d you got cakes.
d: what broskee?
jeff: i said you got cakes.
d: what cake?
jeff: naw dude. you banged that girl. you got cakes.
d: oh. okay.

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