GOT GRANGER
a sub-sect of the potter verse created by those who have a yen for one hermione granger. or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. usually those who day dream to excess about “hermione granger bra-less on a warm summers day”. a nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.
“i’m thirsty, what you got?” d-bag one says.
“i’ve got granger!” replies d-bag two.
death of a virgin nerd: “if only i had got granger on myself in time”!!!
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