got milk jugs?
something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
i was stangin’ down a long, straight, country road, when i saw a large sign that read “milk $1 per gallon”. i quickly pulled in.
“hey, where’s that milk for $1 per gallon?”, i asked.
“over there”, replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
“you got milk jugs?”, i queried.
“i thought you’d never ask”, he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking br–sts.
i clarified, “no, i mean to put the milk in.”
he disappointedly replied, “oh, i got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. they’re $2 per gallon.”
i shook my head in disgust and rushed to my ‘stang.
“why didn’t i bring any milk jugs with me?”
(things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
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