Got My Blueberries


a phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
example one:
momma: everyone ready to go to the airport?

daddy: everyone packed?

child: got my blueberries!

example two:
speaker 1: i’ve lost my bag!

speaker 2: well, i’ve got my blueberries where the h-ll were you?

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