got wet feet
being in serious trouble.
person #1: yo, homie how ya doing?
person #2: i am in serious trouble, man! yesterday i wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
person #1: you really got wet feet, homie!
person #2: you’re right. can you lend me a rifle, so that i can kill myself, please?
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