got yo couch
the man who has always got yo couch. you walk in, and bam! he’s already got yo couch. just unfortunate, buddy. don’t ask him if he’s also got yo crouch – he’s got a wicked crouch. very nasty to behold.
person a: oh jeez. jerry’s got yo couch again, person b.
person b: at least he ain’t go my crouch-
jerry: got yo crouch (crouches enthusiastically)
person a: he got you, bro.
person b: (stunned and speechless)
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