gotch
men’s underwear
crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes
“i could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed marty feldman was looking.”
russia’s captain count nicholas pavlovich ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty “by the glitter in his gotch eye.”
“last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed.”
more than a drop and less than half a teaspoon.
there is only a gotch left. the amount left in the rim of a can of soda after you take a sip.
guy on the couch
n. that friend that “crashed” on your couch a party a while back and never left it.
“who is that?”
“oh him? that’s so-in-so, he’s been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
“oh, you have a gotch too?
to kotch or hang out but in a gay way.
will was gotching with ed last night.
gosh. an expression of a feeling of shock.
oh my gotch! (oh my gosh. oh my lord. oh my god. oh my word.)
1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch
used as an insult an adjective and a noun
created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny
1. omg quit being such a gotch
2. wow that was so gotchie of you
3. there are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza
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