goth detectives
the mystery adventures of goths bob skeleton and macabre de coiffure (as played by noel fielding and russell brand). when the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins… weeelll not run, more like saunter. goths don’t run.
“the goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!”
“we could get it done quicker, if we weren’t so bl–dy miserable!”
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