gothrosexual
a man who is, at the same time, trying to identify with the “goth” culture and be a “metros-xual.” identifiable traits are clean clothes, shaped eyebrows, and a meticulously shaved goatee, with all visible hair dyed black, along with black finger nails.
this noun/adjective was created by my friend tom and i while at a metal concert, where we witnessed the most clean-cut, eyebrow-tweezed metal fan we had ever seen.
that guy is a total gothros-xual.
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