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• scrolligue

  fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it. man, i recalled a nice article i read in twitter at breakfast but couldn’t find it by lunch as i grew scrolligued looking for it.

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• on your bike mike

  synonym for “f-ck off”. works best if the persons name is mike. – “aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?” “nah mate” – “you’re a f-ckin dog c-nt” “on your bike mike”

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