gouch gremlin


the little hairs that dwell in your gouch. they are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. they sit and sit and don’t get any bigger so you don’t know they’re there, and sometimes when you sh-t, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
tim tried to clean himself after that monster sh-t, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. so tim shot himself.

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