Gouch Offering
the act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
“can i provide you with a “gouch offering”?
yes, i would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
“and how about you, can i offer you as well”?
no, than you i’m good.
logical reason, please.
i am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
fair enough. gouch ya later.
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